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Buddhism and The Booty-Call pt.6

October 29, 2012

I tried to be a 21st century woman about it, after all that’s how it started and I started it, but still I was pissed. And of course as you all know from reading this blog, when I’m pissed I tell you about it…over and over again! And of course I told Jeremy how much his dashing off like a vampire bugged me…and in case he didn’t hear me the first time you know I told him again. But my being pissed didn’t seem to faze him.  Tangled up in the chemistry, I allowed his behavior to persist.

Why do women tend to think if we give a man what he wants he’ll give us what we need?

So let’s fast forward to a day I found myself in a small financial bind. With visions of how he saved the day with my car, dancing in my head, I asked for his help by way of a little cash. Just like with the car, he seemed delighted to help me and emptied the entire cash contents of his wallet onto my coffee table, even offering to go to the cash station if I needed more. How sweet. The few dollars were just enough to get me out of the unforeseen predicament in which I found myself.  That small though grand gesture made feel a little like a girlfriend in spite of the hardware store thingy or I was feeling like a very cheap trick now offering thegirlfriend experience, who had formerly only offered the porn star experience…not sure which.

Days later I found myself in a much larger financial bind (some shit runs in streaks). I asked Jeremy to help me once again. Here’s what he told me: “Rouge, I think you really need to chant. There is something in your karma that causes these things to keep happening to you and you need to chant to break through them. I’m going to chant for you too, because I really want to see you win. I’d even like to set aside some time when we can chant together.”

WTF? SERIOUSLY?

Here’s what I told him…TO BE CONTINUED

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